I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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