Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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