What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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