I cannot find my penis.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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