I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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