How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
time to smoke my breakfast
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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