playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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