Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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