hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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