If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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