If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
dude. I can hear the air.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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