good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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