trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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