dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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