found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i dont even know how to be here
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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