well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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