We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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