North Korea, Best Korea!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
They took my balls.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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