i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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