YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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