I'm really into asian looking animals
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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