The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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