But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
