these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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