Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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