I don't think brook has ever known best
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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