he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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