i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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