I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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