She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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