I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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