she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
