her vagine was all disorganized.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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