why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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