This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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