do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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