There is no way he is gay with that hair.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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