So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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