omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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