i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
