so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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