he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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