Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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