if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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