I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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