all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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