took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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