I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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