I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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