Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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