hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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