How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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