Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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