dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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