At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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